A Notice

Introduction.
This is a serious article (even if I say so myself) on identifying a problem, analysing it to find possible solutions, evaluating the various options and then arriving at the optimal solution. Therefore this endeavour is divided into various subheadings, for easy understanding.
Some may have read the title of this blog, already. Some, I expect would read somewhere in between and some after the whole piece, if they reach till the end. There are birds of all kinds of feathers!
Background.
What I want to say is, not to get alarmed by the title. These days ‘notice’ is a word that can give shivers to anybody, however innocent you are or are deemed to be, or are seemed to be. It may come from the enforcers (no reference to Winter Olympics. I was meaning enforcement directors) or from some religious or otherwise bigots, from JNU, from local thug, from the Corporation, or even from your local friendly neighbourhood Bank; you name it.
Don’t be alarmed, as I said. This is a notice from me to you. From a simple guy to some simple people, both of whom have no other work to do. One writes, the other reads. Let’s get to the point. This notice is to those who take the pains of reading my wishy-washy writings and get broiled, out of frustration.
You see, some of you had, I believe commented on the earlier pieces, but those did not get posted.
Aim.
This detailed analytical paper is to study the problem and present solution(s). (It was taught that ‘Aim’ should be small, oblique, short. You can’t elongate it as you feel to encompass all that it is in your mind. So I stop right here).
The Problem.
People rarely read these days. They use whatsapp! They consider it as the highest platform for intellectual activity. ‘Idhar ka maal udhar, udhar ka maal idhar’. And feel very smug about it. Also one is into as many groups as possible, meaning, as invited or wily-nilly as pulled in by others. But that’s not the problem here. They can do whatever they want. I believe our Constitution guarantees that. So what’s the problem? Wait, I am coming to it. The problem is that some actually read! Some do read. And worse, they read my blogs. Some have read all three! And even worse, they tried to comment on my writing, to express their disgust at being intellectually assaulted. When you read anything, you are stimulated to comment. Their comments didn’t get posted, I understand. That’s the problem. As real as, a problem can get. This paper proceeds to find a solution, for this specific problem.
Methodology.
Techniques as detailed below were adopted to arrive at the optimal solution. First you must ask me how I came to know that some people’s comments are not being shown up. Poocho, poocho? I expected some comments like, “Raj, why don’t you do what you do best, i.e. not doing anything and spare us the ordeal of having to go through the trash you post, all in the name of some almost forgotten old time friendship”. But none came up. So I resorted to whatsapp and messaged some reliable friends. By the way, I am also on (or is it in?) whatsapp.
During the discussion it appeared that my settings may need some tweaking. In our lives we proceed without this one important step. Problem identification. So we keep running around in circles. Not me.
As per the result of brainstorming done by the syndicate, Google must be the culprit. So I went to wherever I could but didn’t know what to do. There is nothing unusual about it anyway. So I sent in a mail to one of the numerous Google bodies. Sure enough, they reverted in a very friendly one-to-one language and said we are your domain guys, for your problem you need to go to blogger guys. But they were sort of helpful and suggested about resetting. If it still doesn’t work, contact bloggers, they said.
Solution.
So as per the sane and knowledgeable advice from them, I have done some re-setting. That should be the solution.
It seems there are no ‘possible options’ for solutions, after all, barring the above. So the choice of selecting the ‘optimal’ is quite limited, as we go to the press. 
Recommendation.
Oh! In the 1st Para, I missed out saying about recommendation! I stopped at arriving at a solution! I will never ever learn.
Whether there are multiple options or just one, you are supposed to recommend the specific solution to be implemented. The higher ups actually read, if at all, only what is written under this sub heading. Some prefer to put it as a request. Like “it is requested that Para 5 (f) may be implemented”. But it is expressed under this sub heading. There is no sub heading as ‘Request’ But I understand, if you are writing to a court, the legal type I mean, then it is supposed to be a ‘Prayer’. God forbid that to you.
Here it is more of a request than anything else.
So it is requested that if there is any blogger (why does this term sound like an abuse?) out there in the vast cloud, could he/she confirm whether the solution I arrived at is correct or not? If not, can I be advised how to allow my friends to throw brick bats at me? These days management gurus profess that brick bats are more important than bouquets, because the former is what will take you (to) places, I believe. Who am I to contradict, though travelling, leave alone running for cover, is a bit of a problem for me, with my creaky joints.
Conclusion.
Now I am confused. Is my heading or title as Google terms it or caption as you might prefer, of this piece, correct? Should it actually have been “An Appeal”? Please educate me, so that my next piece could be improved, if there is such a possibility.
On that note, this masterpiece is concluded, though the prayer as above is open for you to act.
(I was about write ‘thank you’ but I realised that it is not done in a paper of this eminence on scientific analysis of a management problem).




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